Monday, July 31, 2006

How many camels can you fit through a needle?

Of course, with all the focus on Mel Gibson, we should realize that it gets much, much worse.

Case in point: Pat Robertson. You know, the guy who leg pressed 2000 pounds, breaking the record of 1335 set by a measly Navy SEAL? And credits that astonishing athletic success to his protein shake—which is, conveniently, on sale to the faithful? Who inked a joint gold-mining venture with genocidal Liberian dictator Charles Taylor? Who, in stupefyingly Pharisaical fashion, promotes his fake charity while comfortably ensconced in a Virginia Beach mansion?

Yeah. It gets much worse.

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